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[Eurodance Robot Dancer]

Aah! I loved it!

I thought it was bloody funny, and also well animated... But then I'm a bit of a techno-head, so almost anything I can nod my head to gets full marks here :P

[Jumping Circle]

OH MY GOD MY EARS!

Not only is your chosen music that irritating brand of techno-nonsense that can grate nerves into a fine powder, but there's also no option to turn it off... It's also very loud. Please make it stop.
Apart from that, it's a good start to a game... Graphically, it blows, because it's just a circle... And the screen moves too fast, or the ball moves too slow... But it shows promise, so well done :)

[Red Castle Funstar]

You, Sirrah, get tens!

Fantastic! You deserve praise and money. I have praise *gives you praise*. Well done!

5SS-PsychoWiLL responds:

I'm glad you believe I should get money for it, It's REALLY nothing spectacular. Thanks anyway. Perhaps if I get enough support the sequel will be made.

[Grave 2]

"Enamies"?!

Ever heard of SPELLING? It's fairly important in the modern world, though it doesn't seem that way when you read some of the reviews on here...
Apart from that, it's a good start to a game... Maybe get someone else to draw? Seriously, team up with someone who wants to make a game but is no good at Flash, because you're obviously a lot better than some of the shit on here... And good luck with any more stuff you put on NG.

[BR III: Gemini]

Oh My...

And I thought that the boss for Andromeda was hard... You really were taking the piss when you made the crosshairs bit! But it was worth it, I feel proud to have beaten your evil game (proud to have sat at my computer for the past ten minutes like a nerd? :P)... Have many tens and lovely children.

[BR III: Andromeda]

Good Lord!

Fantastically addictive game! Magnificent! Level 17, with the 3000 odd exits... Hilarious... But it was cheeky of you to switch, without warning, to the water levels with their somewhat different control system :P Have tens anyway though!

[Kitten Cannon!]

Well worth five minutes

And a huggle... *huggles you*
Though I must admit that I've heard the trampoline bounce before... Yoshi's Island on the SNES, perhaps? Heheh... *feels seriously like a crusty old gamer now*

[Rogue Gunn]

It am hard.

How to open locked door? I know not.
Where to find code? I know not.
How to read micro-text? I know not.
How to easily switch between action and gun when enemies are killing you? I know not.
How to sort all this out? I know not, but you should. Sort it please.

[Joe Frenchfry ( Preview )]

Good starting thing, but needs some work...

Need to add some options, like the ability to turn off music... Also, need to be able to adjust quality, as this killed my old, slow iMac... There were a couple of bugs too, most notably the fact that when you walk left far enough, Fry-Boy falls off the pavement and dissapears, but you can still run left and right... *confooooosing*
But it is a good start and a good idea, keep going at it!

SamTheSlam responds:

thanks for the advice, I will do all those things. By the way, you didn't read the commentary did you?

[Star Bores: episode One]

Pretty Damn Good...

Bit repetetive, and fairly slow indeed on my clapped out old iMac, but the music was BRILLIANT!