All 38 game Reviews


Raid Gaza! Raid Gaza!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not too subtle, but appreciated.

"you try to talk to this man but he said to you that he stop just if you die or you live your country

A real man was take shotgun and shoot the son of $#%$#$! to death

this what israel do , protect thier citizen from terroriest that said that they want to delte israel from the map"

Ok, consider this. You live in your little house in the country. It's not much, but you like it, and it's been in the family for a few years now.

Suddenly some uppity out-of-towners turn up, forcibly evict you with the help of the removal company, make you live in a dog kennel in the garden, and - just for good measure - fence you in.

When you ask them what reason they have for this, they say that a man you might have heard of - although, he sounds rather different when they talk about him - told them that they were destined to live in your house.

Yeah, dude. They're totally protecting themselves from completely misguided extremists.

I honestly never knew quite how many Israel apologetics USA/UK propaganda had bred. Wake up, people. The enforced creation of the State of Israel was one of the most retarded things to come out of WWII. Let's just admit it was a mistake, and slap this playground bully back in line.

As for my actual review... The game was fun, if simple. The political bent wasn't subtle, but it is nice that people are still making these points.



CORE CORE

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Buggy

I got stuck in the tutorial at the beginning, and while my k key served to free me from this dilemma it did not solve the problem that I then had no idea how to play... Once I worked out for myself how it was meant to be played, however, I found it reasonably enjoyable. I'm a sucker for shooty shooty and upgrades.

Could I make a little request, though? A MUTE button.
I don't necessarily want to listen to your music the entire time I'm playing this game, but the fact that I can't mute it means that I have to mute my entire lappy instead - very irritating if I want to listen to my own music.

I'm giving a low score because the lack of instructions and a mute button aggravated me.



Swept to the End Swept to the End

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice

Simple graphics were very nice, sound worked well with them as well.
My only real problem was that enemies quite often took off a great deal of health with a single blow - wolves, for example, occasionally took down four or five blocks in one leap. This seemed a little excessive.
Other than that, I liked it. Well done.


SecretSecretary responds:

Yeah my coding isnt perfect at all yet. Glad you liked the game!


Kagome's Hentai Dress-up Kagome's Hentai Dress-up

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Hrmm... a DuckRickRoll...

"I'm not getting the game only the rolling duck." Lulz.
I'm not sure about combining a duckroll and a rickroll together, and I still can't believe this submission was allowed as a game... But well done. You rolled NG.
Keep rolling, yo.



The Impossible Quiz The Impossible Quiz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's spectacular.

Srsly, it's a masterpiece of quiztania!
However, I'm not sure about just clicking on Shoop Woop... I always thought I had to hold 'A' to charge Malaysia?
Or is this confusion with the Z or R twice rule?
Sometimes it's hard keeping up, isn't it? :)



Headfirst To Hell Headfirst To Hell

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Wow...

Alright, I'm thoroughly impressed with the gameplay, and the animation is beautiful as well...
But no man can move a mouse that fast and accurately.
I wish I could give this a ten, but I can't justify higher than eight without some sort of difficulty level... It's hard enough with a regular mouse, but trying to play this on a laptop mouse pad gave me a finger hernia.
Difficulty level, please.
Other than that, mightily impressed. Well done.



Zombie Inglor Zombie Inglor

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Really rather good!

Impressive gameplay, though a little hard in places... Nice time flow - events happening at certain times or on certain days was an excellently implemented touch.
There are quite a few spelling and grammatical errors in it, which isn't too much of a problem except for the fact that it's a game with a lot of reading...
Also, Glaiel's guide has a fairly silly error in it: If an entire game day is two minutes, and we get 50 days... That's 100 minutes total, which is a fair bit MORE than the "technically 1 hour" quoted, isn't it? :D



ATI: Spot The Difference ATI: Spot The Difference

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well done!

Some lovely anime drawings, and some challenging differences to spot.
Could I make a request? If you make another of these, is there any chance that, if you finish a level without finding all the differences, it highlights the ones you missed? One or two pictures drove me mental trying to find the final difference...



Pico Roulette Pico Roulette

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still a classic

I have fond memories of the original version, and this just makes me happy... My only anger is that people have a tendancy to pussy out if they think they're gonna lose, which is tragic.



Battlemachy: Jade Bandit Battlemachy: Jade Bandit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hot. Shit.

That was magnificent! A classy blend of vert-scrolling shooter and fantasy fun. Please, please make the next one quickly... I'll give you a cookie if you do :)